Totally Super Hardly Insanely Crazily Impossible

by Kantaloupe · published Jan 22, 2025
Normal · votedUp to 30 s to finish#short#pro

just hit space

/fp play #23bh

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Stats

5.3average rating (of 10)
10ratings
53completions
15players finished
7.103record
1checkpoint
Runs that reach the finish
40%
First to finish
Kantaloupe
Difficulty votes (10)
Beginner10%
Easy30%
Normal40%
Hardcore20%

Leaderboard

PlacePlayerTime, and how far behind first
1Tiger__blood7.103Watch the record
2Kantaloupe7.551+0.448Race the record
3STihonS7.912+0.809Race the record
4lqtic8.000+0.897
5sortor8.022+0.919
6tritex8.052+0.949
7umut20148.098+0.995
8obvHackless8.295+1.192
9sMtF8.301+1.198
10Elon_Duck9.248+2.145

Top 10 of 15 players. Find your own time on your player page.

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About this map

Totally Super Hardly Insanely Crazily Impossible is a normal Minecraft parkour map by Kantaloupe, published on Parkour Masters on Jan 22, 2025. It is the 77th of the 82 maps Kantaloupe has published. Its start, 1 checkpoint and finish stand within 47 × 1 blocks, with the finish at the start's height. It is built from 27 blocks, mostly spruce planks and heavy weighted pressure plates. Its own rule is no jumping. Half of the 15 players who finished it took 9 seconds or less, and most took between 8 seconds and 18 seconds. It is quicker to finish than 9 in 10 normal maps. 40% of runs on it reach the finish. The record is 7.103, held by Tiger__blood. Kantaloupe was the first to finish it, on Jan 22, 2025.

Start, checkpoints and finish within
47 × 1 blocks, 1 high
Start to finish
level
Built from
27 blocks of 2 kinds
Most used blocks
Spruce planks 88%, heavy weighted pressure plates 11%
Rule
No jumping
Checkpoints
1, every one needed
Typical finish
9 seconds or less (most between 8 seconds and 18 seconds)
Record
7.103

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